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Texas Probably Won’t Secede Any Time Soon
Despite Governor Rick Perry’s tuff talk, it appears that most Texans are inclined to remain United States citizens. Boo! A Rasmussen survey shows that a mere 18 percent of residents are willing to...
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Teabaggers Not Currently Shouting Anything Homophobic, Newspaper Reports
Teabagger groups have not said anything yet about that ruling on the Defense of Marriage Act last week! Some feel hating the gays on this would distract from the Teabaggers’ real issue, paranoid...
View ArticleInnovative New Tenth Amendment Idea: U.S. Citizens Don’t Exist
But, Arizona state senate president guy, how are we supposed to distinguish ourselves from the brown hordes? Are you saying they have the same status as white “Americans”? PEARCE: U.S. history, most of...
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Rick Perry’s States’ Rights Obsession As Liberal As Rest of Rick Perry
Reports about Rick Perry’s secret libtard leanings are swirling in over the flood walls these days, almost as fast as those “Rick Perry is gay” rumors used to knock down our doors before “everyone” was...
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With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff
Happy newz everyone, the most-hated Congress in all of American history has finally Gotten The Message and started passing some exciting jerbs legisla– HA HA JUST KIDDING, ALWAYS KIDDING, FOREVER. No,...
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GOP-Appointed Judges Strike Another Blow For States’ Rights! (And Gayness)
Suck it, Taxachusetts libs! Some federal appellate judges appointed by America’s greatest presidents, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, just struck down a law signed by a Democrat president that puts...
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North Carolina Patriots Simply Do Not Care For United States Constitution...
Are you a Muslin, or a Jewish, or a Godless, or a witch? Then it is time for you to get the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of North Carolina! Republicans there — including the House Majority Leader —...
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Tennessee County Begs God Not To Sodomize It
Karen Miller, Blount County commissioner Blount County in Tennessee is just outside of Knoxville, and its Board of Commissioners is VERY WORRIED about all the impending doom God is going to bring upon...
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Cruel San Francisco Judge Puts ‘Sanctuary City’ Executive Orders In...
First the Ninth Circuit rules against the ban & now it hits again on sanctuary cities-both ridiculous rulings. See you in the Supreme Court! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2017 Out...
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Jeff Sessions Loves Cops, Except Mexican-Loving Chicago Cops, Who Are Bad
Monday, the City of Chicago filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration. This case happens to be about sanctuary cities, but at bottom, all cases against the Trump administration are the same...
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